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REMUS:
I'm Remus Freakin' Lupin
You kids can't understand
I was James' best friend
doesn't anyone recall
Not Sirius Black!
RON, HARRY, SNAPE & THE KIDS: [spoken] "NO?"
REMUS:
... No! It was always me,
I never had rabies!
Even though I was small,
when Greyback bit my little paw- I mean hand...
[CHORUS: Oooo...]
REMUS:
For a story knack,
this guy,
[whispered] "Greyback"
was super cruel...
HARRY:
[spoken] "Greyback?"
RON, SNAPE & THE KIDS:
[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"
CHORUS: Oooo...]
REMUS:
... Tried to kill me because my parents,
refused to help the dark lord rule...
Even though I was a tiny little boy,
I shoulda died but my reputation was pretty much destroyed
by this evil guy and it's story that I never tell....
RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
You're the best teacher here!
CHO
And a whole lot hotter!
Than Snape who wears that silly cape,
RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You also made fun of him in front of us all
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
[DANCE BREAK]
DUMBLEDORE:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
I really love ya man,
You look sexy in your bow tie!
Remus you're my kinda guy--
RON, REMUS, HARRY, SNAPE & THE KIDS:
[Eeeew!]
SNAPE:
... I wanna beat you up!
Because you beat me up
with your charms!
Remember, Lupin,
you're a Creep,
and quite Mean,
and A DOG!
HARRY:
A dog?
REMUS:
Yeah, this werewolf thing is kinda weird,
I mean, that Hogwarts Jaguar we feared
was spotted, a full moon ago...
THE KIDS:
[A full moon ago we cried!]
HARRY:
... It shouldn't ever reall have to be the cause,
because it trips over it's gigantic paws
when it runs around some corners way too fast!
CHORUS:
[... Runs way too fast, that's why--]
REMUS:
It never thought it'd ever break a thing or two
but it should not ever be locked up in a zoo...
Because it's just a little bit too cute to have to cage
but maybe I'll catch him because I am just that great!
I'm Remus Freakin' LUPIN!
I'm not a werewolf, man,
And if you hear that, it isn't true!
I can't be bothered
by Hermione's awful drawing skills,
But my singing sure brings you chills
And I know singing is something I can do,
so it's time you all knew
exactly what I am...
I'm Remus Freakin' Lupin!
SNAPE, RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
REMUS, SNAPE, RON, HARRY & THE KIDS
I'm/You're Remus Freakin' Lupin--
REMUS:
... And I'm a Man!
THE KIDS:
[Ahhhhhh]
REMUS & THE KIDS:
[spoken] "REMUS FREAKIN' LUPIN!"
REMUS:
[Heavy Breathing and in the TA-DA pose]
RON:
Wow, I guess you can sing….
I'm Remus Freakin' Lupin
You kids can't understand
I was James' best friend
doesn't anyone recall
Not Sirius Black!
RON, HARRY, SNAPE & THE KIDS: [spoken] "NO?"
REMUS:
... No! It was always me,
I never had rabies!
Even though I was small,
when Greyback bit my little paw- I mean hand...
[CHORUS: Oooo...]
REMUS:
For a story knack,
this guy,
[whispered] "Greyback"
was super cruel...
HARRY:
[spoken] "Greyback?"
RON, SNAPE & THE KIDS:
[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"
CHORUS: Oooo...]
REMUS:
... Tried to kill me because my parents,
refused to help the dark lord rule...
Even though I was a tiny little boy,
I shoulda died but my reputation was pretty much destroyed
by this evil guy and it's story that I never tell....
RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
You're the best teacher here!
CHO
And a whole lot hotter!
Than Snape who wears that silly cape,
RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You also made fun of him in front of us all
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
[DANCE BREAK]
DUMBLEDORE:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
I really love ya man,
You look sexy in your bow tie!
Remus you're my kinda guy--
RON, REMUS, HARRY, SNAPE & THE KIDS:
[Eeeew!]
SNAPE:
... I wanna beat you up!
Because you beat me up
with your charms!
Remember, Lupin,
you're a Creep,
and quite Mean,
and A DOG!
HARRY:
A dog?
REMUS:
Yeah, this werewolf thing is kinda weird,
I mean, that Hogwarts Jaguar we feared
was spotted, a full moon ago...
THE KIDS:
[A full moon ago we cried!]
HARRY:
... It shouldn't ever reall have to be the cause,
because it trips over it's gigantic paws
when it runs around some corners way too fast!
CHORUS:
[... Runs way too fast, that's why--]
REMUS:
It never thought it'd ever break a thing or two
but it should not ever be locked up in a zoo...
Because it's just a little bit too cute to have to cage
but maybe I'll catch him because I am just that great!
I'm Remus Freakin' LUPIN!
I'm not a werewolf, man,
And if you hear that, it isn't true!
I can't be bothered
by Hermione's awful drawing skills,
But my singing sure brings you chills
And I know singing is something I can do,
so it's time you all knew
exactly what I am...
I'm Remus Freakin' Lupin!
SNAPE, RON, HARRY & THE KIDS:
You're Remus Freakin' Lupin!
REMUS, SNAPE, RON, HARRY & THE KIDS
I'm/You're Remus Freakin' Lupin--
REMUS:
... And I'm a Man!
THE KIDS:
[Ahhhhhh]
REMUS & THE KIDS:
[spoken] "REMUS FREAKIN' LUPIN!"
REMUS:
[Heavy Breathing and in the TA-DA pose]
RON:
Wow, I guess you can sing….
Literature
Remus' Balls
A/N: Remus/Sirius slash
Word Count: 350
oO0Oo
James Potter and Peter Pettigrew were making their way to their door room when a voice made them stop.
Oh, Moony. It was their friend Sirius Black. Have I told you how much I love your balls?
They heard a chuckle, Youve told me tons of times, Pads. It was their other friend, and Sirius new boyfriend, Remus Lupin.
But you dont understand. Theyre perfect. They fit in my hands and theyre the right size!
James and Peter look at each other with disgusted looks. Sirius and Remus and been going out for a while now but th
Literature
101 Ways to Annoy Umbridge
101 Ways to Annoy Umbridge
1. Be Fred or George Weasley
2. Put nifflers in her office
3. Be Harry Potter
4. Tell her that pink is a sissy color
5. Mail her some dragon dung and say it was an early Christmas present
6. When she puts you in detention, hum "One way or another, I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha..." under your breath
7. Tell her that Lord Voldemort's returned
8. Tell her she looks like a toad
9. Suggest that she go to therapy
10. Tell her you've got "Umbridge-itis"
11. Tell her she needs an attitude adjustment
12. Form a secret army right under her nose
13. Whenever she asks you a question, mutter, "Evil hag"
14.
Literature
The Marauders proudly present
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to the reader and are curious to know why the reader is wasting your time reading this ...
Mr. Wormtail welcomes the reader, and begs Mr. Moony to stop chasing away potential mischief makers.
Mr.Prongs waves to the reader, and wants to finish the list so he can get back to fawning over Ms. Lily Evans.
Mr. Moony kindly points out to Mr. Prongs that Ms. Lily Evans is not interested in him .
Mr. Padfoot would like to highlight the amazing beauty of the reader. ( girls , of course. )
Mr. Prongs wishes that Mr. Padfoot shut up and stop being so kiss-ass.
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Proudl
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This is what happens when you have insomnia!
I basically rewrote 'Harry Freakin' Potter' based off of the 'Hermione Can't Draw' scene when Lupin starts to sing 'Remus Freakin' Lupin', so had the ever so wonderful StarKids actually have Remus take on the kids bet, I'm pretty sure it would've gone something like this!
ENJOY FELLOW STARKIDDOS!!!
AVPS and AVPM by StarKid Productions!
I basically rewrote 'Harry Freakin' Potter' based off of the 'Hermione Can't Draw' scene when Lupin starts to sing 'Remus Freakin' Lupin', so had the ever so wonderful StarKids actually have Remus take on the kids bet, I'm pretty sure it would've gone something like this!
ENJOY FELLOW STARKIDDOS!!!
AVPS and AVPM by StarKid Productions!
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